Saturday, 31 December 2011

Hello 2012

The Google letters are cleaning up after their party.

I haven't done a lot of research on this but I've heard that one theory pertaining to our supposed demise in 2012 has something to do with the earth's wobble. I think it would be wise to come up with a solution now before it's too late.

There are a lot of you crowded in up there in the Northern Hemisphere - 90 percent of the world's population and almost 50 percent of my new cyber friends are up there.
Most of the Earth's land mass is up there too.


What if we get half the people in the northern hemisphere to come down this way on the 19th or 20th of December this year, and like in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie 'At World's End' (only they were on a boat not a whole planet) it might affect the wobble. You could all hop on boats and sail on down, slowly so as not to tip everything too quickly.

Come on down. The southern hemisphere is a happening place - we have guerrilla warfare, drug lords, dictators, crooked governments and cricket. Just not much land though - so there isn't really anywhere to put you up and you might have to stay on the boat until the wobble stops then go home again.


I haven't mentioned that I have been home schooling my sons these last 20 years? Geography isn't my strong point.

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3 comments:

  1. But if we all go back home once earth is stable, won't the world start wobbling again?

    I'm so confused!

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  2. Hi Lilly. Don't panic it will be fine.
    It will take a while to stabilize though - maybe pack food and clothing for a week. Remember it will be summer down here so bring your bathers.
    If everyone goes home a boat at a time it will probably be OK.

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  3. Exactly the reason I won't throw extra money at our mortgage until after 2012...

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